Who will save your dog when the world ends?
If you are a clean living Christian and believe in the Bible, you know that at the end of days, you will be called up first. What if that happens within the next 10 years, as so many people are telling us these days? What will happen to your dog? You hadn’t thought of that? Well don’t worry, because Eternal Earthbound Pets has been set up to take care of them. The founder, Bart Centre a confirmed Atheist, has built up a network of atheists in the United States who will come and take care of your earth born pets after you have been saved, for a modest fee. You pay $135 for the first animal and a reasonable $20 for each additional animal. For this they guarantee to save your pets in the event of Rapture occurring, within 10 years. After that you will need to pay for another 10 years. The service is currently only available for dogs, cats, birds, rabbits and small caged mammals. In some states they can also cater for horses, camels, llamas and donkeys. The man is a genius. I wish him well in his business. Check out the FAQs on his website.